secretlythecat
secretlythecat
secretlythecat

I am of the unpopular opinion that fan theories are bullshit and a huge waste of time. I see fan theories as vastly different from critical interpretation, and also different from shipping. Fan theories are just, basically, “well what if THIS WAS THIS INSTEAD!!??”

Every time I’m reminded that Nasty Gal exists, I feel really old because I find the name revolting and don’t understand why someone would choose it.

“to each their own” =/= “kill them all”

It’s extremely odd that you espouse such pointless hatred for animals that don’t harm anyone including you, and then stay in the thread and try so hard to make everyone see that you’re not a bad guy, actually real cool dude, not Satan, etc. Just hate and fuck off, don’t be like “oh but I’m nice”

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Hey. There are other ways besides intercourse with a man’s penis and a woman’s vagina, to show you love someone.

When will everyone start hating on Benedict Cumberbatch?

The pioneer woman - her entire situation - creeps me out.

The homecoming queen will:

The blurring on those women makes them look like really scary demons. Which kinda fits.

Also SDT takes nonjews, at least it does at Alabama.

Somebody is going to pay obscene amounts of money for this and then cover it with semen.

While not lactose intolerant, you do seem intolerant of people who enjoy milk.

Slash, since its inception in the 1970s (PRE INTERNET) has meant same sex pairings.

Yeah. I know. I think we both had bad days on Jezebel today.

Your little dong...it's precious?

I could have been more tactful, definitely, but I did think it was bad writing. The level of abuse I got for it was not the best!

kisses!

Get off my lawn, you chairs.

Your "adorably condescending" thing is not quite as adorable as you seem to think. You clearly think I'm an idiot because I criticized you - it's good for you to have thoughts too, even when they're wrong.

Your creative dick hat name for me has failed to make me cry. Excuse me for remembering a time when Jezebel was a well edited website that didn't have terrible clickbaity article titles that were untrue.