I feel like Aiden would not wear that purple monstrosity of an outfit in those insta pics, but then again, I totally see him full mid-life crisis, dating some model who makes her daddy-issue of  a boyfriend wear clothes way below his age.

Manhattan, KS is a college town. So it’s not quite the rural hellscape people might think it is. I get it, it’s not a big city, but it’s not exactly Deliverance.

100% this...TikTok is the center of the Venn Diagram for Internet narcissism and youthful narcissism.

Some people like cookies to be lighter than Conan O’Brien’s ass and the consistency of pancakes I guess?

I guess if you like mushy, under-baked sugar circles. They remind me of those cookies that have the consistence of pancakes you find in grocery stores.

I’m mad at Crumbl cookies because I find their cookies gross, specifically because they are not baked correctly. I’m pretty sure the whole idea is “use ingredients safe to eat raw, so you can underbake them on purpose”.

Some have even gone as far as to call her a “mini landlord” (more on that later)

Apparently Curry is now a QAnon/antivax/rightwing/transphobe pile of trash, which is likely helping inform her stupid-ass takes.

I went to a liquidation store a few years ago and it was stocked with crap that looked like it was there for a reason.

Also saying a tortilla shouldn’t have color when leoparding is a mark of a great tortilla 

Thanks for explaining that for me.

Just one more season and they could have wrapped it all up nicely.

WAIT is that why were are no more amphibious alligators? janis killed them all  or scared them away with her voice?

> considered making her father amphibian food

A person owning two places means there’s always an empty home that someone else could use.

“ He also received hate mail, including a letter suggesting that, if he had a problem with beavers, he could always ‘go back to the city with its abundance of rats, traffic, & germs.”

It’s a fair point. Beavers do some pretty amazing things for their ecosystems and this guy hoards housing. Maybe he should eat shit…

These people actually responded to a request for a story, or even potentially reached out trying to get that story started. They get what they get. Especially this “cancel culture” response. Get bent, you fucking twat.

I WISH cancel culture was real just so we could shut up all the fuckers who keep whining about cancel culture. Like, cancel culture doesn’t exist. It can’t hurt you 😂

OK, I confess to having done this, but ffs use a cheap chevre and not cream cheese. There are very few things cream cheese is genuinely good for and this is not one of them.

I love sun-dried tomatoes and I don’t care what year it is.