I'm shocked, SHOCKED that you referred to the witchy dance as Stevie Nicks-ish when you could have called it Christine O'Donnell-y.

Really, Tim Meadows? *REALLY*?

@x4723985: This, while not suprising, is exemplary of why I hate her: [community.livejournal.com]

God, she looks amazing.

I cheered when he said George Bush didn't care about black people, and I'm sorry he's backed off it now. His whacked out behavior since has negated his (I thought) very good point about how Bush horribly mishandled (and didn't seem to care about ) the problems in the 9th Ward after Katrina.

@audioblitz13: the dress also seems oddly dated - that drapey neck, that was an early 2000s trope, wasn't it?

@euterpe35: I'm not calling her legs unattractive, I think the dress is not an appropriate length for a nice event. I'd think that even if it were on someone younger.

I had to physically restrain myself from commenting that the platforms I saw a woman try on at Belk looked "strippery". I'm judgy.

slightly off topic but I'm so creeped out by Black Swan and not in that "ooh, I want to see it" way.

@jessacecilia: I forgot she was having a baby, but you think someone would have mentioned her...

@GoodBadNotEvil: that didn't seem to end their friendship as Rachel Dratch was on the show a bunch of times in its first season. I guess it was the baby thing.

Are Tina and Rachel Dratch not friends anymore?? She was featured in some old clips but was nowhere to be seen, nor was she mentioned except in the past tense.

I feel sort of bad for Virginia Madsen.

@PaintedTrollop: and down a hemline.

@Lizaster: that time he was the host and she was a random popup, right? (like his wife is so random but still)

hunt them down....and cheat with them some more?

No, no shame for that last skit - Jenny Slate's clock character was different and much, much more annoying. Also, Scarlett has done that character like three other times. It's always different crappy nouveau riche products.

I don't think I like Ryan Murphy very much. I have a sneaking suspicion he wouldn't like me either, though.

@HRH Your Cuntness aka likepenguins: Damn skippy.

The blog post you linked to is incredibly bizarre and badly written.