@geekgirlliz: aw, crap. :(

@thePrototype: and, um, one more question, is it normal not to like the vibrator at first? I've never tried one before.

This legend is a silly one, and designed to make people think they are putting one over on the man by forwarding the email or making the cookies.

@eraserface: did she say that?

I'm perplexed by the nasty tone of a lot of the comments on this story. I think the writing is fine, and it was interesting.

@thePrototype: I bought it from a second (?) party though, a website called edenfantasys (sic), and I haven't been able to get them on the phone. Should I contact fun factory anyway?

He had his original nose in Donnie Darko, right?

gorgeous model. wretched actress.

@thePrototype: I just got a fun factory thingy and it does not seem to work properly. :(

well, Hippie Alcoholic is right on the money but the one I know is also a poor post civilizationist, so he makes his own.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Yeah, I don't think she's Jewish.

I have a friend (male, non romantic) that calls me Ladyface when he texts me. I like it a lot.

I dislike Elizabeth Gilbert with an intensity that probably isn't worth my time.

I just bought a cool vintage-y swimsuit from, of all places, Land's End (I know I'm getting old, because I now find some of their clothing acceptable). With my chest, the effect is very pinup.

The Duchess seems quirky and cool, but her paleness & red eyeliner still make her Queen of all vampires. Sorry.

@shepoosclothes: their pallor and hair is also similar, but it did not occur to me until I read your comment.

@The Bitter Librarian: Apparently, she's a duchess with an extremely long name, so that's her excuse?

@baseballchica03: it may still happen, and Freddie's failure to show up to the booze party and save Roger from having to put up with the humiliation may prove to be his second undoing.

I think the most accurate answer would be "some". Obviously, some men will find vintage sexy, others won't.

would it be snarking to say that the lady in the middle looks like the Queen of all the vampires?