@Sagan Is My Master: I called out "way to make her feel like a hooker" at the TV when he gave it to her, but I don't actually think he was trying to treat her like a prostitute, but just trying to build up that "all business" wall between them again.

@HRHPants: I knowww, I desperately want my boobs in that shape. Nipples pointing skyward!

@Alohamaid: I think Don is disappointed in himself for nailing his secretary, a line he had previously restrained himself from crossing.

I half-expected Lee to fire Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce after the Xmas party, just to be an asshole, and to open up an avenue of business uncertainty drama.

@Porpoise Spit takes mental health days: I happen to be Jewish. When people hear that and are pleased to tell me that my nose does, indeed, "look Jewish", I irritably inform them that it comes from my fully Protestant maternal grandmother. Not that it matters.

@introverted_innovator: your point, it is good. appreciated.

@introverted_innovator: To that, I say enjoy your Angelina Jolie-esque lips, I guess, because yours must be nice and plump. As somebody on whom thin lips *don't* equal EVIL, I say communicating this woman's disingenuous nature by citing her thin lips is both body snarking and lazy writing.

@iceboxplum: :)

@HidingInCanada: At least Morbo is up front about his evil! :D

@pepe-silvia: Lorena turned Bill because she wanted that ass.

These anchors are awful. I never, ever watch local TV news because of the banal evilness of news anchors.

@Stephanie should like a ride in the TARDIS: yeah. :)

The power of typography, people.

Oh my god, oh my god, the point of that A and the I kind of give her devil horns. So true, so true!

mmm, shoehorn.

@DepecheNode: maybe they don't care? they clearly want it to be seen as a "safe" snack for people who are worried about their weight.

@WickedWitchoftheEast: it's pure speculation on my part, I'll admit, but it seems so terribly logical. Ad execs must think every woman ever loves Twilight, just from the damn money the books and movies make. I agree that it needs to gtfo.

@WickedWitchoftheEast: well, I understand that there are quite a few things with apples in them that aren't referencing twilight, particularly if they predate twilight. I still suspect the R&I ad of it, as well as the Caprica ad. And by referencing it, I mean I think they did it so that fans of same would look twice…

I was annoyed by the print ad for this show that had both of them sitting on a morgue slab with Rizzoli dangling cuffs and Isles holding an apple. Now, I haven't seen the show so maybe the apple is thematic, but really it just made me think they were somehow trying to visually reference Twilight. Tell me if I'm wrong…

I dislike this woman intensely.