@DrOttoScratchansniff: I heart Toothless sooooooo much.

The Viking is Astrid from How To Train Your Dragon.

@DrOttoScratchansniff: It's Astrid!!!

That was wonderful.

Yeah, it looks like a dildo, but what my comment presupposes is...maybe it's not?

I wish one shouldered dresses would go away.

Heaven help me but I agree with everything Momsen said in her second quote. It also boggles my mind how prevalent and influential Disney is with adults. The Disney star machine freaks me out.

A lesbian friend of mine was the first person I ever met in *real* life who liked (and wrote) m/m slash. I mean besides myself.

@The Fake Santa Claus: YES. That's exactly what would happen with my natural, pancake prone boobs. Then I'd roll back over on top of it, and it would hurt. Stupid soda can.

I remember seeing ads for this a few years ago, and it seemed so wildly unnecessary that I'm kind of sad it still exists.

I have to wonder why Momsen gets so much flack for the stuff she wears, when girls who start modeling at 14 wear things that are just as inappropriate. It may be because those (mostly nameless) models keep their mouths shut.

Heh, heh, all my underwear is black. I must be such a slut.

@TheDaneAbides: Alabama has weird laws about sex toys, and SOME websites say they won't ship here, others don't. Unfortunately, the place that has the one I want for like $30 less, specifically says it won't ship to AL.

@TheDaneAbides: Here's mine: I really want to buy a vibrator but I'm worried they're not going to be allowed to ship it to me, in Alabama.

@lilydancing: Swinton was the only good thing about that movie.

@okeydokeyartichokey: But I've *dated* A Roy.

@okeydokeyartichokey: Moss is attractive, no lie.

@RudyWaltz: The show is so legitimately funny that the laugh track ceases to matter.

@jasminetea: I first saw a kind of vague preview and I had a small hope that they were doing something creative - like having Paul Bettany play Lucifer, but he's like protecting the humans. Whoa! But no.

@thesugarplum: Blink is one of the best episodes ever, period. Very satisfying.