@Białe Kwiaty: I feel sort of unsafe disliking her, the pro vibe is so strong.

If making it over the counter means it wouldn't be covered by insurance (or free to those eligible) then I say no.

I get a little "Greenberg" about this girl, which will now not just be an unpopular opinion, but a disemvowling offense.

@Apollonia: it really is ugly, but a lot of the Alabama plates are.

@AnitaLoos: my ex?

I've always had a peripheral idea that maybe the "crazy" girls are having more sex and getting more boyfriends than I am. I'm weird, but I'm not crazy. I think crazy was what my last boyfriend wanted.

in Alabama, these plates are bright yellow with hideous "crayon" drawings of children on them.

@PootyT: oh good on them! do they still serve it in those plastic bowls that are totally reusable?

@slow_rose: fwiw, I'm fat as well, so I am familiar with the idea.

@sterlingsilver36: a common outfit style wherein the belt is right underneath the boobs? :(

And dominated by the underboob belt silhouette. Frustration.

Macarons annoy me. It may be some latent franco-racism, or just that they seem pretentious.

@heywhat: the King of Miss. wants to marry Sophie Ann so he can get Louisiana, not because he thinks they're a super awesome match.

@JinxyMcDeath: He wasn't really SS! He was just blending in...just blending in...

I'm worried about Tara.

@feministabroad: I'm not skinny or fit. I'm 5'10, 200, so I would be too scared he would hate the way I look.

@feministabroad: I'm so afraid of craigslist. Even in the driest of spells, I've never gone near it.

aw, he needs to not steal jokes from Wet Hot American Summer.

@CynicalPink: I love Doctor Who. I just started watching it. My friends are skeptical.

@Tea and Oranges: Use one foot to apply lotion to the other! Get into bed for the night, squeeze lotion onto one foot, and proceed. You'll look a little funny, rubbing your feet together, but it works.