Fanfic!

I've pretended, oh yes.

We're all Eves and Lilliths and Jezebels, ruining everything and always trying to sap men's sports prowess by stealing their semen, succubus-style.

@Alessar: indeed, I know what urbandictionary.com is.

@serenada: I guess I get it now, but I think it's idiotic.

does anyone know what BFD is really supposed to mean? Bro fucking douche or whatever doesn't seem likely.

@StaunchCharacter: I love Melanie Lynskey.

But I don't HAVE any jet black dresses!

@Stephanie should like a ride in the TARDIS: ok, I take it back, she rebooted it. that's a little creepy.

@nolessthanbrodie: I liked For better or for worse because the characters actually aged and changed. And it ended. The ones that never end I find creepy for some reason. Just newspaper comics though, I'm not particularly creeped out by like, spider man.

@vikkitikkitavi: not was. he wasn't creepy when people who are 25-30 were little. You may find him creepy *now*, but that's different.

@crocuta:

Creepy in the funnies:

@elijabet: I would buy that if the women featured in the old-timey porn were elderly or, you know, holding their children. But they aren't, they're just from longago.

Their "reason" for vintage porn being creepy, that it's somebody's grandmother/mother, is troubling. I wonder if the dude who wrote this actually has a kid, and if he now refuses to have sex with the mother of that kid.

@pennies.allover: nope, because even though she's red hot Betty White she's still an older woman, and on tv if you're not young n' hot like a gossip girl you have to earn your keep by being kooky or sassy.

@wme: It's nasty, yes, but not slanderous.

I just earned my bacon badge; I ate a bacon-chocolate chip cookie at a party. It was kind of gross.

The copy on these dolls makes me physically ill. Pretty much everything about mainstream porn for men does, though.

Ok, I'm not saying Gaga isn't derivative, but OMG, looking into the camera while singing and laying on beds? PLAGIARISM!