secretlythecat
secretlythecat
secretlythecat

I'm not a Diablo Cody fangirl or hater, but I must say I enjoyed Jennifer's Body, in spite of Megan Fox's irritating voice.

@Stella_Blue: yeah, exactly. It's not like Tom n Katie buy their dungarees at Ross.

@Crantastic: I would cry so much if I found out I was anywhere near a white supremacist.

@A Small Turnip: I read the article and didn't get that impression, but it is from Vogue, so maybe she was kowtowing to their standards. I don't know.

@applejacks: yeah, I'd call that swastika snarking.

@HerdingCats: or that nasty ass Vincent Gallo. He'd waive his sperm fee for her, for sure.

@Crantastic: oh my god, where did you go to college?

@sach-bot: I will tell you but the answer probably won't help. L'oreal colour riche lipliner in grape, grape, grape mixed with clear lip balm and a tiny bit of black lipstick. :)

Weirdo alert: I don't actually need glasses, but somebody gave me a pair and I think I look nice in them. :)

I haven't seen Greenberg, but this quote from Greta Gerwig annoyed me: "I was thinking of [my character in Greenberg] as a girl whose thighs rubbed together when she walked, who was seven pounds overweight,"

@ms.windupbird: what did she do? I've been a bad roommate before. I feel bad about it though.

@Persephone: wow, he played the unpleasant brother of Jackson! Even weirder is Paul Schneider in Bright Star, playing Mr. Brown. It's a good movie and he is rather unrecognizable.

Are there any Jezebel readers in the Birmingham - Tuscaloosa - central Alabama region? We should have a meetup, the south needs us.

@clevernamehere: blurrrgh why couldn't it have been up to 30 for parent's insurance. What? I am grad student, I needs it.

@token_liberal: ooh if only he'd take glenn beck with him.

@LilyBriscoe @la.donna.pietra: what she said. A certain segment of the population really doesn't like doing that. (See Reagan's war on welfare in the 80s, etc)

@RiotGrrrl: that's their "plot twist" - the fat woman was a feedee who became a feeder after gastric bypass surgery

Wait, so will my $40 dollar co pay go down? No? :( oh.

@oh_desy: yeah, um, it kind of looks like my sister, who I also consider to be slim. I'm with you on the egging.