secretlythecat
secretlythecat
secretlythecat

@AmosTrue: Yeah. I've got about 40lbs on that fat suit. I am apparently the most hideous thing ever to walk or crawl the earth.

@bluebears: and, you saw Sookie cook all the time but rarely eat or talk about eating. I guess it's only adorable when the super-skinny do it.

@clockwise - counter: Hi. No. She's not ugly, but have you seen the "fat" suit they put her in? They gave her a BIT of a belly and, I guess, slightly flabby thighs? the horror.

@bluebears: It always irritated me about the Gilmore girls that they eat nonstop but looked like Lorelai and Rory.

How do we discuss this topic? It's completely obvious to me why Hollywood pretends pretty girls are ugly - it's because they're not going to hire actual "ugly" girls - funny looking, unfortunate, fat but not sassy, whatever. Tina Fey is beautiful, yes, but she's also got some plain aspects, which makes her a candidate

I don't really get who would buy any gag gift, not just the egregiously sexist ones. If you give somebody one of those jars of mike and ike pills that say "over the hill" or whatever (that you can buy at spencers), you're a jackass.

when I wear eyeliner, I favor the fat, black variety. Benefit makes a nice one, that I've actually been using for YEARS (I do mean the same one - probably not great but still). The fatness makes it easier to apply a substantial line close to, but not *inside* my eye. I also flatten the area somewhat by pulling with

@LazyHippo: whenever a movie features pubic hair I always wonder aloud if it's merkins or not. Apparently, in Taking Woodstock, it's not, they found extras who aren't into the porn star look. Thank you, commentary.

@notsodarling: the movies aren't good but I did enjoy the Volturi. I just watched New Moon and found it a trifling bit of nothing, not even as lulzy as the first movie was.

@GGobsessed:Not that he's not a good writer, but Speigleman interviewed his father at length to get the stories for the books. That's probably exactly how his father talked. @shepoosclouds:

@rixatrix: at the risk of outing myself as really, really pitiful, I've tried that. Well, sort of. I tried it with a friend and we just sort of don't work, sexually, so it was...discouraging. I'm really bad at finding partners because I'm extremely self conscious. All. the. time.

@shepoosclouds: ok. I apologize for being defensive. I am extreeeemely pro graphic novel.

@shepoosclouds: argh, what exactly do you consider to be "a graphic novel person" and why are you not one? They're not all the same...

Jezebel, sleeping with your asshole ex is not a good way to get over him. Not that I needed to tell you that...

Yes, I somewhat violently *don't* want this woman to be famous. But she's going to be. Is. Blech.

@Gnatalby: to be honest, I see the word everywhere and I'm not entirely sure what it means. I meant that it made me feel bad because I've been in a situation where I needed help and had no one to call.