Is it too much to hope that Ivanka gets indicted? Is it too greedy? Should we just be happy with Eric and Jr.? 

Ray Ratto is the best kind of old-school columnist. I hope he appears regularly here. 

No, she only sounds ‘stupid’ if you have white supremacist ideals of English language usage. Because it’s a living language with multiple colonized cultures participating in the growth of the language her usage is no less valid than that of an upper middleclass suburbanite’s, nor an Australian aboriginal’s, nor the…

Waffle_cop...my arch-nemesis...

This is textbook justification.

As an avid reader myself:

Barnaby Cabbagepatch?

Bananaman Pumpkinpatch?

Nahh, I’m from the Bay Area. Fuck LA. 

And there are whole industries based on preying on these people and earning those sweet Dunning-Krugerands.

In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is.

Eddieee did not give affection!...

The problem with this (aside from the obvious one) is that the worst of it would likely happen after Trump is out of office, and his low-knowledge base will just move on to blame whoever the successor is and keep kissing Trump’s ass.

Seems awfully naive of him. But who knew Chaffetz was such a dog.

All squares are, by definition, rectangles.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

Eat some ass, Josh. It probably won’t make you live longer, but at least you won’t be online.