Franzen also has bullshit opinions about climate change and bird population decline. And he relies overly on bird ID helper apps and exaggerates his life list.

Local officials insist there was no squid pro quo.

It’s true. I have never had, like, frequent sex dreams (or at least not that I can remember). But one of the few I could remember had my spouse opening up our relationship to include a third person. This third person was David Tennant. In the dream I was totally OK with this development.

I like the ones that have specific place names or consumer brands in them!

He’s doing “those cases” pro bono for the sole purpose of saying he does them.  

Now watch them reopen on Monday because the closing has no impact immediately.

Ramsey and Roose are now only the second and third worst Boltons.

People waited 8 hours to talk to someone in the unemployment office in Kentucky today...

In high school I worked a summer job in a bustling tourist area of my city with a maritime theme in the store with many princess tie-ins. The code name was “Gilda” there... no idea if it was anything official or if the manager was a particular P.O.S.

It is! Unfortunately the fuckers won Reconstruction.

So we must find the courage to be utter cowards and abandon our principles when they are actually needed? Pass.

Now do Bret Stephens!

Huh.  You just made me realize that the shark and Harry Lime also both have an iconic theme on the soundtrack that does a lot of the heavy lifting.

This is exactly how we used to write reminders for my departed mother-in-law, who had advanced dry macular degeneration to a degree that she could be declared legally blind. Just saying.

Hey ownership: your asshat shenanigans deleted all my Kinja notifications. Was it something I said?

That screencap captures the exact moment the abyss stares back at him. Nicely done!

Two words: Kid sized submarine.  

I started watching The Night Manager last night and it has me totally thinking international arms dealer.

Jesus, that’s terrifying. I thought I was immune but this one got through the defense grid.

Carol Philippe Emmanuel Skywalker