I am just going to say this but she should have retired in 2014 when the Dems still held the Senate and she knew she had end stage pancreatic cancer. She was an icon but that doesn’t mean she didn’t fuck us totally by not stepping down. 

WHAT

Bitch is so far in the closet he’s talking to Aslan.

“She knows she can be tough at times,” the source continued, “but believes she works hard and is extremely creative and that it’s a privilege to work for her and be around her.”

I mean... That’s probably how it’s going to work, though, right? Barr meets with her, tells her to keep every rich/powerful person’s name out of her mouth during the trial, and she gets to live. For now. Once the trial’s wrapped up with nobody high up being touched so everyone can be “at peace” with what’s “on the…

I wish someone had consulted with me. I have plenty of master/slave alternatives: 😉

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

David Brooks, Bret Stephens and Bari Weiss all still have their columns, but please by all means continue to cheer Roman’s misfortunes because she had the gall to say something mildly rude about a fucking millionaire.

I have a game called "Listen to the Experts" it's where you draw a card, it lists a problem and the options are "ramble incoherently" or "listen to those intensely more qualified than you."

I have a game called "Listen to the Experts" it's where you draw a card, it lists a problem and the options are…

GOD do you liberals have to make everything partisan just beca-

Ahahaha j/k Trump’s absolutely an incompetent mass-murderer and for as long as we’re stuck with him, we might as well play some fun games and shout his incompetence as often as possible.

GOD do you liberals have to make everything partisan just beca-

Ahahaha j/k Trump’s absolutely an incompetent…

Hot take: In the Heights is better than Hamilton.

He’s in middle of mental health illness. Can’t remember speaking points, can’t read long sentences, can’t be trusted to stay on script. 

I’m now being told the Zion they’re referencing is not the same thing. My bad.

Wasn’t anyone else watching? ESPN is all about Zionism right now.

...something about apples, trees, and the effects of gravity...

This description really undersells how bad Hader was. He still should’ve gotten out of it, if not for Zimmerman’s bloop falling in between everybody, but had no command and earned those runs.

You are greatly underestimating the size, scope and resources of the Christian Dominionist movement in America.

wait whose new WHUT NOW?

But at least the new helmet is working out though.

And if her reply isn’t: “Yes, you fat-ass accused rapist. My proposal is....”