Canada and USA play a gold medal hockey game tonight.

BACK OFF GUYS THE INTERNET LAWYER IS HERE

“I would take...a colossal penis any day.”

Why not have a cup of coffee too? Nobody thinks like that. He wanted to score.

I felt it in Finland.

I mean what do you want? He didn’t lead with his helmet, he got hit in the chest first and the impact made him buckle and that caused their helmets to collide. You can’t just say no blindside hits because you may as well just make defenders wear bells and have to yell out their intent before making contact if that hit…

Christ, didn’t take you boners long to prove his point...

That reaction was basically mine when I met Cutch at Pirates City a couple years ago and I am a grown man. The Pirates handled this situation about as bad as possible and it makes me sick.

Jesus christ, climb down off your cross.

Nice snarky headline. And I read Deadspin for the snark. But after watching the game, if this is the best you got, it rings hollow.

Not until after the Foles vs Keenum NFC championship game!

Foles foils Falcons; fucks Falcon’s formula for final fight for fulfillment, fortunes for foreseeable future.

I’m aware. I was just retracing Chris’s steps.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

Filed to: WHY YOUR RACE SUCKS 2018

I’ve lived a mostly commercial-free life for the last 3 years, so I remain blissfully unaware of this reference.

Behind the blogs:

He’s hooked up that sweet podcast money, now.

I make small mistakes everyday. None of them almost kill me.