In some usages I would be missing one there, but I am presenting that as a phrase I might use (rather than as a direct quote). It’s a stupid distinction, but it is valid.

I just wanted to say “Fuck you” for this comma fiasco.

You should have just posted “LOL I GET IT!1"

Shouts to Boosie.

Not noted im this article, but this is even more impressive considering the fact that Pierre-Édouard Bellemare absolutely sucks.

Finally, a Splinter post that validates its name.

I can grant them some slack since they ubiquitously refer to males as boys, it’s kind of a Neverland scenario for people who never developed past age 21.

Mighta spoke too soon on “looks like crap” given that he stole 2 bases and scored 4 runs last night. He’s big, and used ‘roids, so people expect him to be a bigtime ball slammer, but that really isn’t his game. He’s a solid hitter and one of the best baserunners in the league, that hasn’t changed.

And my natural Flyers fan reaction is still to want them to do this. Nothing gets a Flyers fan’s dick harder than wasting tens of millions of Comcast dollars on bullshit old HOFers so we can later say “YEAH WE HAD HIM ONCE.”

Fish a handsome man but this team contains a Roman Josi and a Filip Forsberg, so PK is just patronizing his captain here.

Oh suck it. I’m a kill-em-all Flyers fan, we wrote the book on bitching about Crosby, but it’s old.

Not according to my Almanac of the Carnal Terminology, they don’t. I see “cunnilingus; facetime; slobberjaw; lip service; lowdown makeout; tonguefuck; smotherance; seafood supper; pearl time; salty scavenger hunt; oral sex” this is the 1994 edition, too, not that old shit.

Bigger crime: just saw two straight games at Camden Yards and could not find a Natty Bo im the building.

This is, I think, an elephant in the room. There’s something off in his motion that pretty much has to stem from that hit, ya can’t watch that thing and act like that would do no damage to a leg.

...ever been to Edmonton?

Same here. It’s actually not that bad if it’s mild. And it’s fascinating.

More credit to Laviolette. This team is perfect for his relentless, risky, speed-centric fuck-you style. As coach of the Flyers he was able to make Giroux a 90 point player, but didn’t have a defense mobile enough or a goalie competent enough to hold the line and keep games under control (see: 2010 Finals, 2012…

Fuck these apples, fam.

“Jesus, just move...”

The Penguins defense is decimated. If the Jackets can just strip a little more paint off them, or even muscle out a series win, the Caps will have a more manageable route than in years past.