*your better then that

Man. Medieval Times sure has changed since I was a kid...

Or Fred Durst.

Looks like an early cold call script got released:

Not only should Harden’s shooting percentage go down (in a just world), due to all the trash he forced on ice cold teammates with less than 4 seconds to pull the trigger, are we allowed to talk about how butt his defense is again? The little dude got toasted a few times but at least Curry bothered to marginally bend…

The Waze community is pretty good at keeping my commute route up-to-date regarding frequent construction projects or accidents. Has helped with the last 6+ months of max-efficiency-driving the (generally) same route every day.

After failing to come up with any leads, authorities consulted a medium, rare success stories be damned.

I most certainly prefer bar soaps to washes, and I most certainly prefer that commercial to any other hygiene ad.

I agree with your statement, and I find your handle lacks imagination.

+1 for the comment, the handle, and imagining Putin getting “Boogaard-ed” (RIP)

My dude/gal/human/entity, get some Irish Spring in your life. They even make it with exfoliating scrubbies, if you’re so inclined (as I am). I will never go back.

<dramatic pause, sigh> They always do...

Me neither, inxxane. Me neither.

I motion we replace Deadspin’s now-derelict “Bear Friday” with “Crow Friday”.

Star for you, shudder for me.

That’s the one time you get to say it. Never again.

It was also interesting to see Barkley, Kenny, Shaq, and Ernie’s faces superimposed on Star Wars characters’ bodies... an image of which I am currently unable to locate...

There’s no denying that folks who get the opportunity to go to college with even the slightest amount of student aid are incredibly fortunate.

Heat check made, +1 awarded.

You... you do know that... you just...
Nevermind.