Look, everyone! Kanye reads Deadspin!

Agreed, though I intentionally included Bowie. He was so otherworldly odd that I think it’s safe to assume he’d pretty much done it all, including once privately donning a pair of the ol’ finger-free hand-holsters.

Well you see, Mr. Detroit, what this lad is demonstrating is that he wants to look like 1) a young, virile male that is “naturally athletic but also super casual about it, my bros”, 2) he just got back from a day at whatever gym encourages poor legwear, pointless drawstring backpacks, and (judging by the futility of…

Or just visit the Temple of the Dog.

I was going with “choked out by Papelbon” but yours works too.

Holy crap.

Or at the very least some questionable highlights for us to truther. Think of the commenters, dammit.

Not only is typing without looking a good and correct skill to have, you get bonus points if you can carry on a conversation with someone, looking them in the eyes, while typing up some boring email. If you, like me, are constantly seeking new ways to weird-out your coworkers, that one’s nearly 5 years old and still…

“Paging Doctor Sawyer, Doctor Tom Sawyer...”

Agreed. If you’re going to be that type of goofball, maybe don’t do it a) via your employer’s stuff, b) regarding a massively serious matter, especially when you’re that close to it professionally, and c) when a condition of your continued employment/assignment to “the cool stuff” is contingent upon your ability to…

Shohei, Shmohei.

Side note: while those two agents were certainly no fans of the eventual President, they also criticized both Democrat candidates, a Democrat Attorney General, and a number of other folks seemingly regardless of party affiliations. To me, <puts on stereotypical and clearly fake psychology spectacles> this might…

I’m in a weird spot on this. On one hand, it’s definitely cool that she checked with him first before going live, and she probably could’ve prefaced with something like “Earlier today, you were told...”. On the other hand, maybe LBJ could’ve made it seem less like he was being ambushed and more like “Yeah, I’m still…

“Jerked a towering donger.”

Seconded. Curious minds demand answers.

While snacking on avocado toast.

2. Gripped and Ripped It

Instead of drawing some sort of “both sides” or “whatabout...” message from that reply to a reply to a reply to a comment on a sports blog, you’d be more accurate inferring that I’m more turned on by a completely unsexy injection of statistical forecasting with bone-dry research and predictions based on measurable…

(MSNBC): “Let’s discuss how everyone to the right of Bernie is an inhumane demon.”

Can you even imagine if folks found out they could watch a sports team and NOT feel obligated to side with everything associated with said team and its members in an “out-of-sports” context? What if, let’s say, people could watch Patrick Kane and enjoy the way he skates (?) and shoots (??) like a pretty good hockey…