Fuck you. 

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Just wishing all of you the best. This situation sucks, your management sucks even worse, and I hope all the staff makes it through to the other side at a place where you’re actually appreciated.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Especially with Drew?

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

All this coverage on Deadspin of the Bears shitting themselves makes me feel like

They were clearly saying boo-urns.

You were right. I called her. I told her how I am married now but think about her every day. I asked if she felt the same and all she had to say was THE MOBILE SITE FUCKING SUCKS.

Counter:  Missed go-ahead kicks in the final seconds of games are indeed the reason why games are lost.  Because you see, if the kick had been made, they’d have won.

If we are going to talk about human victory cigars and not bring up Brian Scalabrine what are we even doing here?

Fixed! 

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

i have watched this once. during this viewing a fucking video about fucking wally backman that i have already made the choice not to watch the 200 times it’s been served to me has also been autoplaying, making the experience of this blog about as good as getting kicked repeatedly in the shins.

I mean, the argument that, “You’re playing like crap and might lose your starting job because you’re injured, but we don’t think you should have surgery to fix the injury,” is not what I would call a *strong* argument, but it is definitely an argument I can see a team as dysfunctionally moronic as the Jets making.

Maybe if it’s in a box? There’s a three step process that they say works pretty well...

Yes, the African American community won AGAIN. When will white people finally catch a goddamn break?!