Ferrari the Ferrari. Dumbest name for a car ever.

Hey, nothing wrong with that. Sometimes the best sound equipment is the one you rigged up. Stuff like this is why Radio Shack was such a big deal.

Tom Petty sorta did the same thing on a different album. He made fun of people that bought it cassette or record.

I bought an old Volvo wagon for my daily/work car. It’s a 97 V70, has a 6 disc changer, and cassette player, but there is just something magical about tossing in a Black Sabbath, or The Who cassette and hitting the road. I’d almost argue cassettes have aged as well as vinyl, the faint hiss, the slightly washed out…

For the love of god, Torch, run at least 4 or 5 anti-virus scanners.  

“And they keep harassing me, calling me. They say they’re having a wedding here and it’s God’s message.”

Will always be appropriate... Frickin Florida

I would greatly disagree with this assessment. Seasons 1 of The Office and Parks and Rec were both far different and inferior to subsequent seasons, and P&R didn’t really find itself until the total retooling in S3. Brooklyn Nine-Nine started off more fully-formed but like most comedies took a season or so to find its…

My first thought.  Sadly.

Aww that’s definitely not fair. I have a black car, I bought it because it not only looked nicest of the colors offered on the lot, but its tan interior combination made it the closest to KITT from Knight Rider I’ve gotten, closer even than the Trans Am my family owned in the late ‘80s.

(1) The automotive holy grail is *not* brown in color, diesel, manual, and a station wagon.

I get the irony of loving trashy movies... but the entire F&F franchise is honestly down to its core some garbage-ass movies. The first being the WORST of them all.

Jalopnik is the people’s site

Old cars suck! They’re dangerous and bad for the environment. They’re also always worse driving than I remembered. These days, whenever I get into an older car they feel so damn loud and slow. They should be relegated to the garage and left off the streets.

As someone who programs AI systems, I do find this funny. We’re getting extremely good with image processing, and it’s actually amazing how far we have come in the past five years. (I admittedly don’t work in image processing, but I know people who do, so I’ll say they’re very smart people and just leave it at that.)

*snerk* Well played.

I say this with complete sincerity, there are times I envy those of us who can sit back and enjoy dumb shit like this because I cannot. The voice in the back of my head says things like “Why isn’t every other ferrous object within a hundred yards flying towards the magnet?”, “How does one pump industrial levels of…

All Electric Vehicles are rotary-powered, I believe...

No question Hellcat Asshole wasn’t thinking anything about how his actions could effect others other than maybe trying to impress a few bystanders. I hope he loses his licence and any attempts at further / subsequent vehicle insurance are met with astronomically prohibitive quotes at the very least. F that douchebag.

If I was the driver/owner of that Silverado, I’m coming after Hellcat boy with every charge under the sun. I’d sue him, ensure his license gets suspended, and watch his car get crushed.
Fuck that guy.