That would be amazing. Just a giant mustache walking around dancing with people and riding on a boat. That is a movie I want to see

Easy peasy. CGI some other guy over him. Have that new actor say all the lines ect. No reshoots needed. Couldnt be worse than Superman's mustach and they get to disavow a rapist. It's a win-win. 

Oh, neat.*

*(I would give up every season of Rick & Morty in a heartbeat for a funded, well-written Community movie starring the original cast with cameos or scenes featuring the newer cast members.)

Hurray!

as usual with the internet, destroying wholesomeness at every opportunity

Did that with a fallen over road sign, I think it said no entry, I still have it somewhere.  We took the sign post and ALL stuck it in the trunk and through the fold down back seats of my 2001 mustang and drove across town with it sticking a good 2 or 3 feet out of my trunk.  Needless to say we took the long way home…

I'm sitting in my Hyundai, reading this article, pants-less.

Seriously, why fool around with storming the capitol on foot when you can obliterate the entire block with an airliner? This guy needs to be out of the pilot’s chair NOW.

I always thought people rolled coal because they were very insecure about their balls.

I hope they yank the guy’s license. He’s a ‘suicide by pilot’ just waiting to happen.

Rolling coal = manliness? Think we found a contender for “smallest penis” award.

You dont have balls unless your a rolling coal man. Wtf? Is this a thought process that exists in the minds of these people? What does filling the air with black soot for no reason have to do with balls? Someone please explain this because I just dont get it. 

Avalons and ES350s can be screaming deal if you’re willing to drop back to 17 or 18 or older. And old people cars, so most have ridiculously low mileage. Under 25K is common. Fantastic road trip cars.

Stop calling them “pro-life”. They don’t give a crap about life, only about controlling women’s bodies.

It’s also endemic of a director like Snyder who just can’t allow a single shot to go unstylized. Like the script calls for a shitbox, then when it comes time to shoot, he’s like, “and make it a convertible so we can pan over from above and still see the character, and it’s a nice, glossy maroon that contrasts from the…

Ironcally Armie Hammer should have played the cannibal villain....

On the plus side for Johnny Depp, he’s no longer the sketchiest star nor most problematic element of The Lone Ranger.

I feel like American filmmakers have adopted 1960s-80s cars as shorthand for “old car” for too long without considering the context.

The “hardcore fans” rarely do, and they’re always in the minority. It’s because they’re shit. Hardcore Snyder/DC/Marvel/Star Wars fans are all alike. They’re racist, fascist shitheads. We’ve got Star Wars fans complaining about a female main character. We’ve got Marvel fans whining about Brie Larson and sending death…

“Spirit in the Sky” needs to get retired. The opening riff kicks off like a bad ass 1960s cue, and then the lyrics start and it’s all “the fuck?”