Somehow not surprising for a guy whose only hit song consists of him claiming that his life is “brilliant”, not once but twice, and then 3 minutes of flowery ramblings about creeping on a random woman on the subway.

I’ve been scratching my head about to attach the licorice dispenser to the ceiling, actually. I don’t want to mess up the headliner.

A friend and I (chatting online, don’t worry) came up with the perfect Halloween solution for COVID recently. I’m going to print out flame decals on paper, tape them to the side of my blue Nissan Leaf, put on a blonde wig and a blue plaid shirt and drive around blasting Bohemian Rhapsody.

Well, you see, kids, when a truck with truck nutz and a car with vulva taillights love each other very much... 9 months later, you get a Power Wheel.

The “he died but not really” thing was supposed to be a nod to the original show, where Michael Long gets shot and recovers with a new Hasselhoff face. They sort of half-assed it, though, since Michael 2.0 still keeps the same face and is pretty obviously the same guy with a new name.

For me, the car was the only thing that worked about the 2008 series (and even then, they obviously ran out of money halfway through doing the interior). No disrespect to the cast and crew, and only a little bit of disrespect to the writers, but the show just wasn’t good.

I’m not a fan of the aero stuff, but the idea could work.

It’s fun by ‘80s standards, but it is pretty slow compared to anything made recently. We really need a good reboot.

I like this idea. The ZL1 still looks decent with the pre-facelift grille, and the little tiny upper grille is perfect for a scanner.

The Mustang is a perfect candidate, but I doubt they’ll do that because it would remind people of the 2008 series.

Ehhh.... no. Elon would work better as an eccentric billionaire villain.

I like this idea. I actually photoshopped a fake poster of a Knight Rider reboot with a Challenger as KITT a few years back, and posted it on a Knight Rider fan forum. Responses were mostly positive.

OK, so I’ve been thinking about this question for years...

I wish I could say I was surprised. The internet makes my hope for humanity dwindle by the day.

Why is this article written in such a weird, snarky tone?

Imagine seeing her walk through a parking garage like that, then just casually climb up into the War Rig and drive away.

I think that was Denny Hamlin, and it turned out not to be a white power sign. He supported Bubba Wallace during the noose debacle, so I don’t think he would knowingly use a racist hand sign. He was just doing the OK symbol and probably wasn’t aware of how similar it was.