This young man has what we call “a punchable face.”

It doesn’t but people who haven’t actually researched it think that the fact that mostly mothers get custody is an indication of bias in the court system when it’s actually because men don’t ask for custody. When they ask for it they get it. 

There’s also that weird entitlement where they insist they should be allowed to hold a job that is clearly directly at odds with your beliefs. It’s like making a Christian Scientist the head of the CDC or hiring a Seventh Day Adventist to be the manager of a business that’s only open on Saturdays.

Her bravery deserves a special merit badge at the very least. 

Good god! That poor girl scout in the green mask! Keeping a stony face while that wretched hobgoblin “grins” at her.

I was raped at 15 by my best friends older brother, who got me to go home with him from school by telling me that said friend was sick and needed my help, where he then beat me unconscious and raped me.

About a month later, my father beat the shit out of my rapist.

Some weeks after that, my two brothers beat him up…

I dont know what you have against “bigly,” it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Yeah the thrift store story is not real. It’s a moderately well written short story but...not real. I wish people would stop treating this as a fiction submission contest, I only want that real shit!

Gawd, so many ways to avoid this. I have no issue with them taking the other kids, but they could have worked it out before with the tech. Let mom go in and get setup, tell the tech what’s up, and then bring the kids in. Then the tech could play the “I just can’t see what it is” game for the benefit of the kids, and…

I don’t know, they’re all perfectly cromulent words. 

I feel like this article would land better if Jezebel hadn’t also posted an article yesterday night that kind of mocked her for this. Different writers, I know, but still feels a little inconsistent.

Victoria Secret makes underwear that is designed for what 14 year old girls think boys think is sexy. 

I think, perhaps, Esther is simply pointing out the absurdity of “the Times” reporting. That, essentially, printing a piece of paper for Cheeto Man to flap around encapsulates the responsibilities of this nitwit.

Honestly? Probably something ridiculously minor. You say nuking Greenland and buying hurricanes is a big deal, but we’re talking about fucking Trump here. He doesn’t care about that. She probably told someone what brand of bronzer he uses and THAT IS OVER THE FUCKING LINE.

Can we just say though, that episode with their breakup is like...almost too realistic? Both Jen Aniston and David Schwimmer acted the hell out of those scenes. The quiet thinking, the almost forgiving, still in love but Rachel just can’t forgive, and Ross breaking down when she ends it. That and the Monica/Chandler…

yep. came here to post this, glad that so many others are already all over it.

“I don’t piss on his grave, I just happen to piss in a spot and if that spot happens to be his grave, it’s probably because I didn’t recall he was buried there.”

“There was a senator, I think it was after my pancreatic cancer, who announced, with great glee, that I was going to be dead within six months. That senator, whose name I have forgotten, is now dead himself, and I am very much alive.”

gold course

At the country club costume party, Donald Trump went as a golf ball.