antibacterial soap is bad for you since it leads to superbacteria. what’s with your smugness?

I had hundreds of people in my dorm, and all those friends were free.

For those people who think the Republican party is dying off, look no further than these women. These ladies are the future of the party. Fall in line, mimic others, have the same message, look the same. They marry men named “Trey”, who has political aspirations. Between running their lifestyle/mommy/fitness blogs and…

When I got in a terrible car accident I gave my diamond earrings to my husband to hold during the cat scan/mri stuff. He put them in his pants pockets.

An orange Hitler is egging his supporters to assassinate the first female presidential candidate of a major party but yes, your energy is much better spent being outraged by Gabby Douglas’ lack of arm movement.

I actually think this is ickier than a father.

Yeah, dressage is hard. I grew up riding horses, which can be tricky on its own when they’re *not* ginormous neurotic performance fraidy cats, and then you have to MEMORIZE a pattern and take them through it? Hats off to y’all.

Clearly you have never attempted dressage.

Don’t bring Jamie Nelson into this.

RIP Jamie Nelson

Our society has made it seem preferable to being single.

About that. Pokevision was a way around the 3-step glitch for many a player. Would some still use the map even if the glitch were nonexistent? Sure. But now that neither the map NOR the 3-step are working, that’s crippling the actual gameplay regardless of how you look at it. It’s one thing to wander outside with a gen…

lol, that’s like people coming up to me and asking if our corgi is a miniature. My response is always: “no, he’s just not fat.”

I loathe the fact that they keep those poor dogs on the sidelines of football games in the deep south in early September. 85 to 95 degrees, humidity.... its like a recipe for how to kill a bulldog.

If you want a purebred and want to rescue, consider adopting a retired racing greyhound. Laziest dogs ever.

He actually unintentionally did some good work there, though. Ed Hardy’s brand needed to be killed.

Well yeah but someone has to do it.

You dodged a bullet with that guy!

FFFFIIIIIINNNNAAAALLLYYYY!!!!!!

I’m not a rabid Kate supporter, but parenting is a logistical nightmare that can turn even a seemingly nice gesture (like cooking dinner) into a burden. This only seems to be something primary parents understand.