Thank you, you’re too kind. 

Duuuuuude, have you?! You are BOTH joking — Go stress-eat, would you?!

Naan with hummus, and virtually any kind of random stuff seems to work oddly well. Always a great two-minute dinner.

Cashews, surprisingly, work in nearly everything:

1. You’re publishing bad science (look at the method) from a charity whose mission is not collecting or analyzing facts but on an outcome by way of attention.

You’re not helping [shakes fist]. ;)

Shit, now I’ve gotta go spend an entire evening looking for old Japanese wagons to racecar. Thanks a lot, jerk. ;)

“Show me the Betaaaaaaaaaa!”

They may have to. The current economics of F1 may very well not work in the post-virus world of 2021 or 2022.

To be honest (and not alarmist, I swear), the models indicate this will go on a LOT longer than anyone seems to accept, and the economic impact will make F1 impossible in a lot of devastated countries.

Raw milk and snuff. 

I have “resigned” a senior exec position in my career. By that, I mean I was shit-canned, handed a check, and shown the door.

Here’s why that’s unlikely:

That’s fantastic — Who’s doing it? I’ve got multiple friends reporting symptoms so it can’t happen soon enough.

I had no idea. Sending this to a 6 year-old future Jalop now...

That so made me want to put on neon leg warmers and teach Jazzercize.

OMG, I thought you were joking. But nope...

Let’s interpret “pushed back” honestly: Cancelled.

“...says it’s basically a bass model.”

Please. $60k cars sell to soon-to-be-unemployed middle management. If you think those people aren’t freaking out by current events, and how their jobs are evaporating, you’re delusional.