Oh, that’s perfect. Fortunately, I work from home so the coworkers are furry/naked too, and HR is my girlfriend, an actual neighbors-be-damned nudist. Very convenient...

Yup. It’s just like sports coupes/sedans of the past few decades:

Being a rental car that’s been driven like, well, a rental car... I’d bet that alignment is entire curbs and parking blocks off, and alignment will do it...

Lots of this comment is debatable but this is where I stand too...

I believe that’s the late-’30's styling you speak of, but yeah, it’s awesome and would be a serious no-brainer for RAM.

Charm is, qualitatively, image-oriented. In every segment (particularly sports cars), the most image-conscious pay top dollar out of the gate, then sales fall off as lower-end models sell into a trickle.

Yup. Two-door/6-foot bed, basic Sport trim: I’d buy one this afternoon.

Whenever the clouds part, I strip down naked and enjoy a few minutes of sun.*

Are you really suggesting “ever company” had a car that just miraculously looked like the designed-in-1963 275 GTB?! That car (and so many others by Pinin Farina/Giorgio Giugiaro, etc.)helped set the automotive design standards by which countless designers from around the world followed, immediately.

LOL. It’s a beautiful country, isn’t it? Had a girlfriend from Glasgow — I jest on the “smile” but she took me to some parts that were pretty damn rough at the time.

He didn’t seem to give a fuck — The guy had tax problems his whole life so he took roles for the paycheck.

Go ahead and enjoy Scotland while calling them British*. But I’d advise you look up what a “Glasgow smile” is before doing so.

Bundle it with a Mk1 Mini in racing livery; Sold!

Made for hauling in mainland Europe perhaps?

Sounds like you know design. Importantly, it was penned by Batista Farina — The O.G. of Pinin Farina (two words back then) designs, before his son Sergio.

“We’re gonna need a bigger bus.”

Ooof. I think that was a term for how they merchandised fridges and washers. Doesn’t translate well into 2020, eh?

Ehhh, I’ve snapped and sold a lot of spy photos (back when you could). When they’re testing somewhere (as manufacturers do in SoCal), offroad or on, you can get right up next to them.

Whew, “Master of Africa” is up there with the Audi tuning house AVUS calling their new high-performance model, “White Power.”

Yeah, no. The Bronco will be as you see it — They don’t build and test “concepts” to this degree. If it’s out being tested in camo, it’s verrrry near production-ready.