True, but our military budgeting and procurement systems (among countless other things) are wholly corrupt. It’s astounding how deeply in debt America is going for all this shit we don’t need, pay too much for, and which we’re incentivized to use against poor brown people.

Pretty sure the options weren’t Lincoln OR Sentra, y’know? Like, should I get a clydesdale or do I buy a mini pony? No.

Thank your local (heavily lobbied/bought off) Congressperson.

Grandma had one. Though an absolute piece of shit, I loved standing* in the back, looking out that porthole while cruising/floating/bobbing the midwest highways.

Celebrating constitution-destroying anti-democracy precedents, surely.

The beauty of an Element is on the inside. I’d argue (and have, at Honda) it’s an actual true mini-van, albeit for doing fun shit in fun places rather than hauling spawn.

“Autonomous company nuro just got federal approval to [make traffic 10x worse than it already is and “Drive Free Or Die” is officially dead].”

I will mistake it for a Ford, every time. Not might; Will.

New Yorkers: “Go fuck ya’self Jersey.”

LOL! Okay dude. You know racing better than (checks business card) a guy who has controlled racing budgets.

I suppose you’ll post a Trump quote as evidence of “truth” too?

Miata HPDE here: I always have to lift there. On the bright side, the hill up to the Corkscrew becomes a wonderful opportunity to call one’s mom, do your taxes, binge a season of Stranger Things, etc...

Excellent take. Having two trees dropping these blessed green bombs upon my yard*, I’m forced to buy good bread for ‘em.

“Point being...”

Best part of this: All of his future Youtube recommendations.

We’ve all learned something here: Kneeling before Zod could put an eye out.

Shhhh. I’m in the program. 

Signs of an underserved market.

They’re not an automaker with a dated, entrenched, vulnerable market. They’re a tech company with a strong growth arc, plenty of financial backing, and very little to lose.

Most people like their beige Toyota Camry and pleated khakis too, though.