She must’ve heard the NPR piece three weeks ago on how this stupid app was untested, unsecured, and created by nobodies with no experience...

For fucks’ sake, where does this police state end? Must we wait until this ultra-right-wing Supreme Court chokes?

Worked at the ad agency: I have a picture somewhere of her with the creative team that shot that spot — She’s doing the Heisman pose.

You’re doing it wrong...

There’s automatic “stopper” for the knife — the pit! Naturally, some are overly tequila’d or don’t know how to remove the pit without a bloody mess, but it’s wayyyy safer than a bagel!

90's: A roommate doing her residency said she spent most of her time stitching up bagel-induced injuries than anything else.

On that note, “Impotent Rage” is actually a damn good name for a video game.

In fairness, a fat orange ignoramus ripped off charities and got himself elected President. Given what kind of people buy their cars, Ferrari™ seem to be taking note.

I helped two of these happen. Snickers and Bud.

Sure, but that’s aftermarket, if one is smart enough. Or they can just roll the windows down. The real benefit is some (some) rollover protection.

LeBaron convertible — I hear John Voight drove one.

Dude, yeah, that’s even better. Zipping around downtown LA with the buildings above you on a warm night is the best.

Lukewarm take: Convertibles are better at night than during the day — Sweating into one’s leather seats, being on perpetual display, and skin cancer (an actual epidemic) kinda suck. But a warm/coolish night? So fun.

Imagine that, a large company in America, not educating their managers and taking advantage of their workforce. I’m shocked. Shocked I say. 

Yes, agree, but also customer fail for not waving it off.

I like cheese. A LOT.

Expert here: I’m going with “80's sitcoms.” It’s a genre thing.

This is pretty much a Wendy’s, sir.

Ahem. I have an expert Cheeze Whiz take:

You’re going to regret that comment. It’s inevitable.