Wow, I’m making those, dammit. Cheers!

Tillamook! You Oregonians and your awesome cheese and astoundingly good beer in every town make me sick (ie, well-fed and very happy).

[Chorus of angels singing] You are my people. 

That’s a lot of presumptions to avoid a central point: Necessity, not love.

She’d have what all of us would; Bernie Ecclestone’s watch!

Counterpoint: One person can’t put an entire garage of priceless serial-identified classic cars and bikes in a baggie and hop your fence. That little logistical distinction makes ownership quite different.

Not $66 million worth, it’s not! Hell, I’ve known a few very rich people and they keep their special stuff in safe deposit boxes. This isn’t mom’s little jewelry box here, y’know. 

You don’t know many working class folks, do you? Contrary to what the newsmedia says (based largely upon stock valuations), enormous numbers of Americans are struggling mighty bad. If they can get dish soap for 99¢ at a shitty store that might otherwise cost $1.79 at a nicer one (or $3.99 at Whole Foods), they have to…

Peas kick ass in pasta, fried rice, mash, and countless savory recipes. They’re a huge source of vitamins too...

Coffee is but the tip-of-the-tip-of-the-tip of the iceberg. Given the size of populations working in agriculture throughout the Americas, and the staple crops they depend upon (economically and nutritionally), mass migrations are about to go berserk.

But genetically-engineered frankenpeople, on the other hand...

Any and all warm alcoholic beverages. Preferably involving hot cocoa.

Oh please. ICE cars don’t miraculously use more gas as their tanks get lower. We’re not talking about hypermiling (a choice), we’re talking actual performance at given outputs.

I’m a professional demographer and consultant for manufacturers; I commission and use qualitative and quantitative research to provide strategy recos.

On the one hand, you’re wrong; Interest in EV’s is off the charts and the vast, overwhelming number of Jeep buyers are NOT hardcore offroaders. Furthermore, new car buyers five years from now are far, far more concerned with climate change and we’ll all be more so as it gets worse (including younger Wrangler buyers I…

Fact: Sitting in a car from the Pacific Northwest causes anal leakage.

Shhhh. Don’t let people know that America’s secret stash of rust-free cars are all located up there. The PNW is like a magic unicorn colony and that must remain a secret!

It’s as much because actual electric vehicle mileage is as complicated as the testing. These are not a “fill it with gasoline and they run linearly” kind of fuel. Each is programmed to use power and perform differently, largely for battery longevity reasons. That means testing, like your own mileage, will vary.

At least you guys have a chance at the playoffs. As a Warriors fan (cue violins) I no longer have such luxurious hope this year...

Rocks or neat?