This — I gen’ly never have tomato juice anywhere else, for this reason. I also like a little sodium because I sweat when I’m late for my plane.

Come to think of it, something can be a tank and a glass.

Counterpoint: Corkscrew. Never has a household item been more exciting.

My son, the aptly named “Child 1", disagrees...

Youth minister + “loving husband and father” = Creepy AF, always. 

Fun fact: The Nazi at the top survived the war and owned BMW — His kids own the company today. 

True, though McLaren is a decent Gordan Murray cover band.

Nonsense. The T50 was a tank. And analogue as fuck.

“Only 20%”? A functional blown diffuser is “tacky”? Why not just tattoo “I’m clueless” on your forehead?!

Dry sump = lower.

This is the correct take.

This remains the McLaren F1 of gifs.

NO! This, the only Lego kit I could save from parental units’ obsession with tax writeoff donations, is the rarest....

1) Having worked on AB’s comms strategies a couple decades ago, please know this is nothing but marketing. But, 2) It’s a big ol’ shrug of the shoulders at the future commercialization of space, as in WAY, WAY beyond communications applications. We’re going to see billboards in the sky in our lifetimes, and yes, this…

Try reading the comment before being a dick, would you?

One of the main reasons cited for the September 11th attacks (by Saudis) was the permanent basing of American military in SA. One of the main reasons for the NEXT major attack will, undoubtedly, be America’s military support for SA’s astoundingly brutal war on Yemen’s civilian population.

I had to turn mine off completely on my (absolute crap) Mazda 6.

This. Here in the real world, most/sometimes/partial attention = zero attention. It’s ludicrous to think people will stay involved if they don’t have to.

Not even close. Of the top 10 most dangerous occupations, police work is 10th and, most importantly, represents less than 3.5% of the fatalities per 100k hours.

I own a spinally-abusive, deafness-inducing, sweat-saturated veteran of many I-5 trips to Buttonwillow that will corroborate this take.