No. Stop it. That’s a BS parrot take. If people thought critically about news, we wouldn’t have to hear “fake news!” after demonstrably factual, easily-checkable stories.

How dare you. My Nana has that same hat and she looks lovely.

Nobody who hates women would ever wear the hat our collective grandmas pack on a fancy cruise.

Is this a real question? From someone who has graduated from high school? You really don’t know how despots hold on to power?!

Commissioning and analyzing research is my gig: This study is 100% bullshit.

This^ is a person that has never driven an EV, thinks cargo pants never went out of style, and has Limp Bizkit CD’s in his Mitsubishi Diamonte.

How are we to fix the issues that an older, staggeringly stupid generation controlling our resources refuses to believe the issues exist?

“Bung-tanner” is the new “douch-nozzle.”

But revenge!*

Wow, I wish I had the supernatural foresight into the unknown you have!

Amen, and thank you. Sport is a means to branding, be it the teams, sponsors, and hosts. Best we not fall for that bullshit from a bunch of murderers.  

Agreed. As a kid, I loved the Connery/Moore Bond movies but I can’t bear to watch even one of them now (such is adulthood). 

He was great in Road To Perdition too — Plays a damn good baddie.

I’ve landed my dream job, twice. Made a lot of money, both times. They were, however, the worst fucking jobs I’ve ever had, by far...

Y’know, I had an evap leak on an Acura Integra way back when; We found it with soap and water, like you do with an inner tube or leaky tire — Bubbles can be fun and useful!

Hey, no argument there — Lincoln’s are gorgeous now. But, since America doesn’t see many, nobody knows, including me until a few months ago.

So, uh, when is she due?

Keep looking buddy. That shit’s important now. Good luck. 

“World records, like rules or the latches on public restroom doors, were made to be broken.”

C’mon, people. Ferrari’s got TWO weird spoiler-ettes.