Excellent gif selection. A+

You are Chubbs. I am Chubbs. We are all Chubbs.

“She was a punk”

Oh sweet! Chubb’s is back! He didn’t fall over, he just had a Big Nap Attack. Like the rest of us here in the Tampa Bay area he’s sick as hell of it still being 94 every day in the middle of October. A lot of us are prone to sudden onset napping in this stupid weather.

Me too. I loved that book. Glad to hear that she’s a sweetheart, as I still worship her to this day.

So I was golfing in Sarasota last year and asked the guy in the pro shop if there was any “wildlife” on the course I needed to be wary of. He said “nah - except for that big ol’ gator on #16"!!! There WAS a big ol’ gator in the pond on 16 and I have never played a hole faster in my entire life.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Please do not insinuate that Sofia Coppola is at all involved in this movie.  She’d make Margaret is a lithesome waif with lanky blonde hair and an upturned nose

I met Judy Blume this summer at Books & Books (her KW bookstore). It was such a treat. We must have chatted for a good half hour. She told me “Margaret” was getting made into a movie, but that she really hoped “Starring Sally J. Friedman as Herself” would get made into a movie which I heartily agreed since that one is…

So, the one with the old-school sanitary napkins (with that belt thing) or the one with the Maxipad?

It defiantly sounds like a “a period piece”. I’ll see myself out now.

I just hope they don’t try to age-up Margaret. An awkward, unsure Margaret is the hero we all need right now.

My partner bought his first box of Kleenex last weekend at my insistence. Because “real men” use paper towels and toilet paper, apparently.

First they came for the Kleenex Mansize Tissues, and I did not speak out—because I wipe my nose on my sleeve.

“The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock.”

C’mon, Kleenex. We know they were really for boys, and your marketing missed.

Um, I don't think these strong but soft tissues are for blowing noses. And in that case, I wholeheartedly support a dedicated box of tissues for this use. 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/meijer-pharmacist-petoskey-michigan-refuses-to-give-woman-miscarriage-drug/

That commenter is the TomatoFace troll. Don't bother with him.