Fucking finally, now do James Deen.

“Somewhere I imagine there is a man at his computer utterly livid at the fact that Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben have changed their brands due to perpetuating racist imagery. That man is going to be big mad at the news Cream of Wheat has joined those brands in reevaluating its packaging.”

Isn’t it contrary to Samuel Alito’s views on sodomy for him to have his head so far up his ass?

It’s AMEN, not AWOMEN, dagnabit!

“But...but...who will think of the women?!”

Well he’s been channeling Nixon in ‘68, I guess it’s only natural that he throws in a bit of Reagan in ‘80*

You forgot to mention that the speech will be written by Stephen Miller, Trump’s favorite racist.

*angrily shakes fists at Kinja gods*

This is what being an ally is and I hope more white celebrities (and muggles) take note. Throwing out a tweet takes little to no effort but taking that platform and allowing it to be used by the people that SHOULD be heard is what everyone should do. Using one’s white privilege to prop up Black voices (and other…

As long as people agree to carry the message, it resonates. It doesn’t matter if they understand it or wholly agree. What matters is famous people and brands put it out to the public and now they can’t take it back without damaging their image. Rapists are sitting in jail now because people who wouldn’t otherwise…

‘Reindeer Yoga’ Is the Latest Trend in Exercising Near Animals That Don’t Give a Shit

Minus the literal incest (we hope) its like if VC Andrews had written a book about a political family in there.

“The Slime of Miss Jean Brodie”

I’m mostly against the EC, but that said without actually changing the Constitution, good luck with that.

I just drew up a very fun Dynasty-esque scenario with Melania in a very 80s beaded gown holding a flute of champagne lounging at the entrance of the East Wing, blocking Ivanka’s way (in Krystal Carrington cosplay).

Yeah, George thinks his wife’s boss is crazy...

I’m gonna poach this joke.

This is refreshing because usually eggs on social media are humongous racists

You’ve got to be yolking me.

Eggcellent.