It’s probably hella hard to find a good white mechanic in Georgia too.

UUUUUUhh.. also Trump called him a bitch for being captured and spending 1/2 of five years being upside down while being tortured.

Trump’s golfing that day anyway.

“Have a coke and a smile, and shut the fuck up!”

Lastly, they better get that Weinstein asshole next.

Frail? Did you see him practically “run” out of the courthouse with the cane dangling on his arm??!! Not even being used! He’s a fake-ass, dirty-ass, rapey-ass man! Be gone!

Just like one of the other creepy old men in an exalted position...

So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

It’s insane.

HOW IN THE WORLD COULD YOU VOTE FOR THIS MORON AFTER HEARING HIM TALK?

its not just hip-hop. it’s everyone you looked up to. it’s you realizing that so many of your idols and inspirations are deeply flawed individuals.

I think Barack Obama earned a lengthy ass vacation from not having to worry about the problems of others. I just want Obama to surf in Hawaii, kick it with Michelle and watch Cubs and Bears games in peace.

Can someone find teenage me and tell them everyone I loved and admired in hip-hop is a garbage human?

Binders full of attorneys!

So he’s like the Spinal Tap Stonehenge of FBI directors.

Problem is they aren’t “takedowns,” it’s just petty bullshit that does nothing to undo the damage of installing Trump in the first place. Comey is bad.

These jabs are great and all, but this motherfucker was still part of the reason Trump won. The whole hand size thing...can dudes stop thinking about their dicks for like 2 seconds?

First thing I thought when I read this “who is willingly letting this man fuck raw?!?”

“But also, white people can be a bit too experimental with their food sometimes. I guess this happens because “just living life” doesn’t give them the same thrills and scares and dangers that it provides for us, so they have to find their excitement elsewhere.”