May he never have another solid bowel movement again, may his socks always roll down into his shoes, may he pass loud and foul smelling gas at every wedding, baptism, and funeral he attends henceforth, may he always drop food onto every shirt he wears forevermore.

Or he has a deep itch on his foot but he’s somewhere that he can’t take off his shoe and sock and scratch it.

I truly hope that from now until his death, Paul Ryan is plagued by sensation that he’s just about to sneeze, yet never actually can sneeze.

I’ll be real honest — as someone with bipolar 2 (having a down swing for the past three weeks — it will eventually end, just hasn’t YET), reading her talk about judgement is super real. We have to destigmatize mental illness — and calling it mental illness also feels wrong to me. I didn’t catch this like a cold. I…

This this. My mania and anxiety combine to turn me into a RAGING irritable bitch that literally cannot sleep. I was misdiagnosed for years as just having “bad period mood swings,” and I didn’t look too closely at it because the common media portrayal of mania is this eccentric, creative bliss.

“The main goal was to make Cosby uncomfortable because that is exactly what he has been doing for decades to women”

Yeah people need to stop pretending he’s anything but a hypocritical contrarian.

Bill Maher is trash.

“basically told me I didn’t “get it”

Girl I’ve been saying for a while that whoever is doing her eyebrows must secretly despise her. And I’d say that about a man if his eyebrows were that jacked up, too.

What astounds me is how OK we were ... how OK I have been ... with this particular plotline for what – 30 FREAKING YEARS? Why? Were we all collectively asleep?

Eating children is part of her culture!

I’m going to spend 90% of my next therapy appointment talking about why my mother didn’t love me enough to give me an entire bowl of jam

Virginia was eating kids before it was cool.

There are millions of child-eating Americans who don’t care what the coastal elites think of their beliefs and lifestyles and just want to be left alone.

You liberal media snowflakes are so oversensitive. What about Cannibal Witch’s rights? What’s next, banning cannibalism altogether? Am I even living in a free country any more if I can’t eat my enemies??????

I cackled.

BABA YAGA DESERVES BETTER

I for one am appalled by the continued censorship of pro-child eating viewpoints by the liberal media. Cannibalism is a complex issue, and the American people deserve to hear both sides.

“Dobb Knobbin’” made me LOL at my desk