AGREED. If it’s a funeral, I’ll hug you. No one died? Maybe we just say hello.

Can we just not hug all the time? For years, those of us who aren’t huggers (especially women) have been made to feel like there’s something wrong with us.

Damn can’t believe they’re violating her 1st Amendment rights like that.

And you have the role of Belle, right? Or you would have had it because they totally asked you but you had a scheduling conflict with this Time photo shoot.

You mean Putin’s little magazine, Gulag? It is a great little read. It is full of wonderful articles like How Great is Putin? The Answer Might Surprise you and Tips for Living in a Fascist Police State.

Hey guys! I totally turned down being Time Person of the Year too. I had a scheduling conflict, Disney on Ice would be in town the same week as the photo shoot.

He already has fake Time covers of him all over his golf clubs

None of his actions have ever had serious long-term consequences in his entire life. (Bankruptcy to him is just a business choice not a bad consequence.) So, why should he even think to care about telling the truth?

Because the people that support him do not believe:

And also it was 200 Muslims that died.

“I turned ‘Time’ down because a really prestigious, respected, and totally real magazine in Russia named me ‘Man of All Time’. It’s so elite that I can’t reveal the name to you commoners but believe me, it’s YUGE. And did I mention, totally real?”

I feel compelled to point out that Egypt is not on the list of countries in the travel ban.....

Some flunky should just mock up a fake cover with him on it like the last time he passive aggressively felt he deserved a Time magazine cover.

As others on Twitter have noted, Trump is a master at the “You didn’t break up with me; I broke up with you first!” move.

I can never understand why he lies about things that are so blatantly false that they are debunked within about five minutes, or lies about things that he is literally on camera saying. Does he think that he has a magic weapon that erases people’s memories? And people still support him, it’s madness.

Can’t have done it since I’m a yogi? Nooope. A laughable defense. See Shiva and Bikram yoga sexual harassment and assault scandals, just for starters.

Russell’s letter might be an itty-bit less ridiculous if it weren’t for his email to Terry Crews.