secondhandprose
Secondhand Prose
secondhandprose

where did you get this footage of me every night?

good point

I really appreciate the apology of [this powerful man] who has done a lot for [my political party/prevailing ideology/hobby/entertainment of choice]. He really fucked up, but he seems sincere, and I think he deserves a chance to make it right. Let’s take him at his word and stop this witch hunt. What he did was wrong.

Drink’em if you got’em folks.

The sad part about this is that the man doesn’t need to be powerful, he just needs to have a position of power over you.

GQ went to Bowling Green and didn’t even stop to pay tribute to the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre! Fucking liberal media.

you just don’t understand how alluring a 75 year old flaccid penis is to women.

A lot of powerful dudes in DC are just chillin at home, getting ready for Thanksgiving, hangin with the fam....secretly wondering if their WHOLE FREAKIN WORLD IS GONNA EXPLODE TOMORROW

When has a guy ever let a woman know he genuinely cares about by springing out at her naked? It doesn’t happen. This isn’t about seduction. It’s about mistaking someone’s powerlessness in a situation for his own sexual prowess. It’s abusive and pathetic.

I hope, but for how much they “don’t recall” and “misread the situation” I really wonder if they even consider their own actions.

They raping everybody out here.

Seriously! Along with a second Franken accuser, Charlie Fucking Rose?!!!! Motherfucking hell, what an self-entitled asshole.

The thing is, the first two sentences were great. An unqualified apology with none of the “I’m sorry if anyone’s impression of my behavior left them feeling uncomfortable.”

I am shocked, SHOCKED to hear that a white dude with a goatee and a fedora behaved like a fucking animal towards women. SHOCKED.

Speaking of NYTimes reporters, Greg Howard, a former Deadspin writer, was accused of sexual assault by Beejoli Shah when the later worked at Defamer. She has tweeted about it multiple times, describing what happened in detail.

Alcohol addiction.

That is what pisses me off, second to the damage he caused to these women.

So how long before the groper-in-chief goes on a massive masturbatory tweetfest about the “failing NYTimes” hiring sexual assaulters while still ignoring Moore?