How did you get a hold of my screenplay?

That’s easy - he’d throw a Monster Truck rally, announce that the Democratic Party would now be called the “HOMOcratic Party”, stare directly at Ivanka’s cans while he asked her to renegotiate the Iran Nuclear deal, scream “FAKEFAKEFAKEFAKE” at CNN until he achieved orgasm, then eat a burnt steak slathered in ketchup.…

Remember the good old days of about a year ago when you could turn on the news in the morning without having to take a deep breath and thinking “Well, what the fuck did numbnuts do while I was asleep?” before hitting the power button on the remote?

It hasn’t been a year...

Praise the tiny baby Jesus that we don’t have the Clintons and their family drama in the White House. Can you even imagine? Whew! Bullet dodged.

I think in the referenced section, most of the people referenced want to be decent human beings.

Off-Topic: I want to know how we can fight this infinite scroll article fuckery.

You know what gives me *concern*, Bob? The likelihood of cat vomit in my shoe.

The only explanation I can come up with for them protecting him is that they are all corrupt as fuck and somebody has them by the shorthairs. Or the simpler explanation, they’re just greedy dumbasses.

I honestly can’t believe it’s gone on this long. Where are the patriots in DC defending our freedom, our right not be ruled by a petty maniac who can’t remember where he left the launch codes?

 So at what point are they going to 25th Amendment him?! Fuuuuuu-

Look at General Kelly’s face every damn time this drumpf opens his mouth in a speaking engagement. He’s cringing. We are all cringing. Day care indeed. No one can corral this bastard and all his bastards.

Mirimax has a very strict policy against being caught and publicly shamed for sexual harassment and assault. And this week he violated that policy.

So where was he, and the rest of the conservative community when Roger Ailes, and Bill O’reilly were exposed? Oh, that’s right, the were busy painting the women who came forward as money hungry, attention whores. And don’t forget, Trump called Ailes a fine man, and hired him as an advisor.

He looks like a stale, old marshmallow that just found out a lesbian couple bought the house next door.

With all those cheerleaders present, I hope Mother was there to chaperone.

He looks like a dollop of sour cream that forgot it’s reading glasses.

Perhaps two assholes who never spent a single day in uniform should stop talking for those of us who have.

In all honesty people should leave Colt/49er games as early as they can.

The Vice President of the United States of America assumed women weren’t allowed to attend NFL games. His penis made him leave when he saw otherwise.