secondhandprose
Secondhand Prose
secondhandprose

No my post was legitimately insensitive, and I in no way, especially in this space, need to be coddled or else Ill turn evil or some shit

Damnit that made me laugh.

This list is weak. Everything on it is bomb.

I’m still struggling with President Obama’s “Get off the internet and talk to them!!” from his farewell speech.

I assume that working for Dolt45 must have been so soul-crushingly terrible that he couldn’t sit around and wait to be fired. We’ve all had jobs like that, where the inept boss makes it too hard perform the basic functions of your job. Also, if you let Cheetolini fire you, he gets to control the narrative.

Ugh, yes. It kind of skirts the line of removing the agency of women who voted for Trump for their own awfulness.

2017: Nothing Matters®

I know its really tough living each day with this man as president, but how does this guy resigning help any body at all? If i was in a position like that, I would be doing everything I can to fight against racist and unlawful policy until I got fired like Sally Yates. I feel like this would just make things easier

I dunno, seems a little tame to me; woulda much preferred something like “Women who didn’t vote for Hillary deserve to be in hell.” What could go wrong

He could be transitioning.

Didn’t someone in government make it clear to him already that it wasn’t strictly legal to do that (and that they were always cached ANYWAY!)?

Luther Strange has a great comic book villain name. I hope he doesn’t unleash his death ray on us in retaliation.

It’s okay, he’ll just be replaced by David Duke or some shit.

Rosenberg apparently took issue with two matters specifically: Trump’s speech in July, when he told cops not to be “too nice to suspects” when arresting them

I love Robert Redford too, he was soooooooo dashing handsome back then and I’ve binged on his movies on Netflix. I am also puzzled by his feminism comments, he always seemed like an advocate of feminism (and civil rights) and was also the founder of Sundance Film Festival.

This is going to be really messed up. Jeff “Cotton Hill” Sessions already wants to go hard on marijuana and has revived asset forfeiture. Dolt45 is probably going to appoint a fool that going to seriously use DARE in schools and ramp up the punk ass War on Drugs.

But what about the coffee. Are there flies around it? Is it lukewarm? Fake sugar only and skim milk?