I was coming to say this, but you did it with much more flair.

“Anointed” cake? 👀

This was my girl’s favorite song in her first year:

There’s a whole new reality show, right there.

This comment was a journey—one I enjoyed very much! 👏

Good lord, yes. It’s not like there’s a lack of material.

(I love the irony that all those “perfect 50s housewives” were portrayed, by definition, by hard working women!)

I feel like a bit of an asshole for laughing, but...

I assure you, if it were his daughter that became pregnant via rape (god forbid, seriously, no one deserves that), I assure you her abortion would be god’s will. Because that situation would be different.

And yet! These are the same assholes who want to strip all pre-natal and maternity care coverage requirements in healthcare. The cognitive dissonance is staggering.

In these trying times, I think we all need more Huey gifs.

At this point, I think the crazy pills are being dumped directly into the water supply.

Not only that, but they cost the U.S. government’s Medicare program $172 million between 2006 and 2011, about twice as much as the consumer would have paid at the retail level.

“It’s a great question to ask, and, obviously if it happens in someone’s life, it may not be the best thing that ever happened...But, so you’re saying that God is not sovereign with every activity that happens in someone’s life and can’t use anything and everything in someone’s life, and I disagree with that.”

Don’t forget penis pumps!

To be fair, doesn’t everybody look at Hugh Jackman that way?

He just really wanted to nail a classy British broad like Princess Di.

Would watch that movie, 1000%.

Yeah, I was half-listening to MSNBC while doing some late night laundry and that sentence made me double-take.

Viagra and prostate cancer.