Hair-Raising Hare!!

Edited for incomplete facts. But I agree with you! 👍

If the House GOP falls for this (and they might!) they’ll be his bitch forever. At least senate republicans have some self-respect. Well, comparatively.

“Lincoln was a republican!” is usually the go-to for anyone on the right trying to convince someone they’re not racist.

Right? John Boehner once said being speaker of the house was like trying to “keep 218 frogs in a wheelbarrow.” I imagine trying to keep Trump on task is like that, only with more frogs and a broken wheel.

A year from now: “I never tried to repeal the ACA. Fake news!”

LOL. Oh I’m sure the pre-modern systems were just as bad, but my bachelor’s degree didn’t cover those. 😄

The Artist of the Deal, everyone. Master negotiator-riiiiiight up until he gets bored.

Can you imagine him (or anyone!) saying that about a male world leader?

It was all good fun until he realized policy can’t be condensed down to a single double spaced page with pictures. Now he’s bored. 😢

It’s amazing how neatly this (depressingly common) opinion showcases how we consider men the default and women a weird aberration.

Besides, Republican infighting might be the only thing that saves us.

That was amazing. It is absolutely clear it was news to him.

Fuck this “ala carte” healthcare bullshit.

I’m too lazy to find and link to the article, but apparently he does that lip-pursing thing because he thinks it makes him look like Winston Churchill.

This needs more stars.

I see a dash of Buford T. Justice.