I saw the headline and thought, “Why is Jezebel reporting on this now? It happened a week ago . . . wait . . . that was in Missouri.

It’s our fault, really, for talking down to them.

I acknowledge I may be overestimating them.

My man spent about 2 seconds worrying about how it could make me orgasm more efficiently than he could. Then he tried it. Weeks later I had to buy myself a new one because he basically stole it. Still cracks me up.

Sure. It’s patriotic, lots of accents to make fun of, and with it being in Rio last year there was an unprecedented opportunity to look down on brown people.

It’s not like we just had the summer olympics and literally every flag in the world was on display to a massive American audience for a couple weeks. Because that would be really embarrassing.

Oh GOD. That one too.

It does seem like a product of forced confinement.

I hate that “All I Wanna Do” song with an intensity that is probably not healthy for me.

Chris Matthews is 75 different kinds of an asshole, but I do love how forcefully he questioned this.

What annoyed the crap out of me was the show constantly praising Rayna for being the best, most awesome talented person ever, when in actuality Connie Britton was probably the weakest singer in the cast. I like her fine as an actress, but facts are facts. I mean, I stopped watching after season 2, so maybe she got…

Those only apply to queer people. And brown people. And black people. And women.

Tax deductions disproportionately benefit higher-income households because most middle-income households and pretty much all low-income households get more back from taking the standard deduction than from itemizing.

(They don’t really care.)

Okay, I give up. How is Ken Bone “putting people in charge of politics”?

I’m still not sure why he was ever a thing.

He also seems less likely to toss Putin’s salad every goddamned day. He’d at least be less of an embarrassment. (Mind you, that bar is below sea-level.)

Sweet Jesus. Maybe California should secede.*

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Flip a coin. 

“This whole ‘sisterhood’ this whole ‘let’s go march for women’s rights,’ just constantly talking about what women look like or what they wear or making fun of their choices or presuming that they’re not as powerful as the men around.”