Maybe you shouldn't judge undertaker3 without knowing him. Maybe undertaker3 grew up in an abusive home which causes him to want to kick your friend's ass. Maybe you should learn more about undertaker3 than what he writes in a Deadspin comment section. You don't know what he's been through. Maybe he watched your…

Ok, I think I have a unique perspective on what's going on here...

Marine Todd to the rescue!

When will this nation finally address the serious issue that is the cause of this young man's behavior—and is a national embarrassment—and finally outlaw performance art?

I mean, I totally get the dragons, the green dreams, and the white walkers...but that damn poison necklace...nope. Not having it

All I know is, Jesse Oxfeld would have never made such a mistake... But just assume Dodai dictated her column to an intern; they're always a good place to lay blame.

And then you could begin your reign, while your money rained down upon your Queenly head. :)

If I had a dollar for every time this was used incorrectly, I'd be richer than the damn Queen.

They're Hollywood royalty.

Yeah, I remember the moment when it dawned on me that the real story of Lot was that he offered up his two young daughters to be raped by a frenzied mob and that this was why God decided he alone was moral enough to save. Then his wife looked back as the only home shed ever known was destroyed in fire and brimstone…

Evidence.

I'm canadian, so maybe i'm just dumb, but is cornhole when you fuck people in the ass?

He finally was able to nail that 3

I fill mine with Maker's Mark bourbon. Unlike the aforementioned, they haven't changed the recipe for Maker's Mark since it was first made in the 1950s.

I went to Medieval Times last night and sat in the green knight's section. He lost to the yellow knight in the first round of jousting. I booed, but now realize that the appropriate action would have been to riot.

Because he was discovered on Youtube, Bieber obviously knows this type of video will be detrimental to his NBA hopes.

too soon

Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

That Consumer Reports subscription is paying off.

Thank you for this comment. As a "highly functioning" addict of many decades (prominent job & career), I agree. I earn a 6 figure salary and own a beautiful home. I'm very good at my job. I'm also a contented addict and I don't really know when I'll be ready to quit because I've done so well for so long and frankly, I…