Gonna guess went to law school, did not get law job.

I wake up groping my own ass all the time.

In all seriousness, Maker's Mark is my go-to. Bless you, sir.

I have a hole in the center of my being that I try to fill with premium consumer electronics and footwear.

I love how you come out of the woodwork for Richardson posts, fighting the good fight for what, when viewed from the right angle, just might be a conceptually not-invalid point of "hey, they didn't fight back, they went along with it, they probably agreed for all I know."

Why does no one like Pinkie Pie? I think she lives life with great elan.

But in fairness, life in prison without hand lotion would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

I think "satire" sites like the Currant and others exist purely for the reason of providing red-meat outrage-porn click bait for righht-wing idiots to rile each other up with. It's just an elaborate lie-dispenser hiding behind a tiny fig leaf of lulz for those occasions when they get caught. They're not trying to…