But in fairness, life in prison without hand lotion would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

I think "satire" sites like the Currant and others exist purely for the reason of providing red-meat outrage-porn click bait for righht-wing idiots to rile each other up with. It's just an elaborate lie-dispenser hiding behind a tiny fig leaf of lulz for those occasions when they get caught. They're not trying to…