I always just assumed the powers that be decided that the squid was too confusing to be grasped by the audience so they hacked it out of the work and tacked on something far more obvious. I can't say I was overly upset about its omission, but the story does suffer as a result. Even though the squid was pretty…

The revelation that Yoda (of course!) has a cloaca warrants infinite stars.

Yup. And while I'm at it, I actually would like to see a true throwback series, a la the excellent new fan episodes being put together by Vic Mignogna ("Star Trek Continues"). Although freeing them from their technical limitations would probably ruin it.

Aaaand I'm wrong. Crap. Soft Corinthian leather, my ass.

Not to be a pedant, but those of us fancy enough to know call it rich Corinthian leather.

One might even call it leather ... armor.

But in fairness, life in prison without hand lotion would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

Well, to be fair, the DUPLO Movie is about two lovable, wisecracking tech CEOs who invent a disruptive smartphone app that completely crushes the evil Boss Labor and his henchman Welfare Queen.

Meanwhile do you know who was NOT a small business owner? Hitler.

I think "satire" sites like the Currant and others exist purely for the reason of providing red-meat outrage-porn click bait for righht-wing idiots to rile each other up with. It's just an elaborate lie-dispenser hiding behind a tiny fig leaf of lulz for those occasions when they get caught. They're not trying to…