Someone call the Winnipeg Jets to sponsor it.  

Marceline’s going full Uncle Ruckus.

....she seems nice.

I don't disagree, considering black Americans think Joe Biden is on their side.

This is good. Can we work on getting Election Day to be a national holiday, too?

I wonder why Crockett here wasn't content with Nina Turner as VP, who would be president in 2024. But Joe Biden!!!!!!, I guess. 

Sorry that I’m right.

What is there to walk back? Biden drops out after Nevada if South Carolina's black voters aren't there. If Biden isn't there, the mayonnaise centrists don't congeal behind him. Sanders is the nominee, and Trump gets beat all over the Rust Belt, giving us an actual Democrat in the White House. 

Black people in the South should probably, I don’t know, win something statewide before fucking over the whole country with their most Republican-lite Democrats that they can find. (Cough, Gore.  Cough, Kerry.  Cough, Hillary.  Cough, Biden.)

You don’t have to buy into it - you can be wrong on your own.

When Trump wins the Electoral College again with a minority of the vote, we need to stop listening to anyone from south of the Mason-Dixon line about who the Democratic nominee should be.

Does anyone else see the irony of bringing out this car in Martinsville, where he’s the only black guy with a bunch of white rednecks bumping into his car over and over?  It’s delicious.

Potato, potahto.

Bernie’s the best.  Own it.  It’s OK.  This centrist trash wants to be pro-choice Republicans, that’s all - and it’s our job to mock them every inch of the way.

This is SO MUCH BETTER than Bernie Sanders, guys.  You’re right.  Let’s bathe in the mayonnaise flavored centrism.

I love how you centrist assholes aren’t mad about Biden wanting to pump more money into the legal branch of the military that’s most likely to kill black Americans - you just don’t want him to talk about it.

I thought it was the ingrown hair in the infected boil on the asshole of America,

Or, you know, Bernie Motherfucking Sanders, who would have put an end to all of this back in 2016.

Joe Biden is a grabby pervert, Linda.  

The other part about Carter beating Ford is the Ford wasn’t an incumbent - he was never elected.