Hottest of hot takes: Bernie Sanders may have ended up with fewer total votes for President if he were the nominee, but he would have won the EC by holding WI, MI and PA.

Bernie wins WI, MI and PA. He's the President, maybe with a smaller popular vote count than what Hillary got. Show me otherwise, you slag. Running up the vote in NY and CA does fuck all. #berniewouldhavewon

Hillary Clinton and the DNC cost us the Supreme Court. Nothing more, nothing less. #berniewouldhavewon

The Democrats always fail us. They're basically pro-choice Republicans at this point. Fucking over the candidate that would have trounced Trump in both the popular vote and the EC just because it "her turn". Thanks for nothing. You get beat by racist cousinfuckers because your party and your candidates blow.

If you and Hillary actually gave a shit about the country, she would have stepped aside for the person that would have destroyed Trump in both the popular vote and the EC. But, she’s a power hungry bitch and it was “her turn”. Go fuck yourself, milquetoast Republican-lite.

#berniewouldhavewon. This is why Hillary should have bowed out if she actually gave a shit about anything other than it being "her turn".

They call him Ralph Malph ‘cause he’s down on Potsie.

#berniewouldhavewon

You know that Bernie Sanders is a better democrat than 99% of the Democrats, right?

Agreed.  Democrats didn’t support the guy that would have won the last election.  

He looks so bloated and creepy.

I mark for heels.

That’s fine.  I’ll take it for now.

Wrong. This guy gets shit done, unlike every milquetoast centrist Democrat that you “rally” behind and gets pummeled.

Because like most centrist Democrats, they’re actually Republicans that can’t stomach being in the same party as Trump (even if they vote with him more than half the time).

And yet, #Berniewouldhavewon. So because it was more important to give Hillary "her turn", we have President Trump. Thanks for nothing, Democrats.

The entire state DOES smell like a bunch of tar sands, now that I think about it....

Close.  New Hampshire is the South Carolina of the North.

Ahh, playing with a stick is more fun?  Very Freudian.

It's the equivalent of every dickhead on sports radio calling for the backup to start.