Julian Edelman?

Break eggs, make omelette.

So I assume that you’re in favor of strict gun control, because that’s a whole lot of unnecessary crime and violence if we’d just secure all private firearms?

Ghana fight about it?

It worked for Todd Marinovich, amirite?

I'm still rooting for Marilyn Manson in the rafters with a chainsaw.

You call it twisted.  A centrist Democrat is nothing but a Republican these days.  You’re telling me that Bernie wouldn’t have held onto PA and MI?  You’re huffing paint.  #berniewouldhavewon

Oreo is actually the knockoff.  Hydrox came out first.

....only if you don’t want to be on the correct side of the Democratic Party.  The democratic socialists are taking over.  My generation is sick and tired of lukewarm center-right Democrats.  Join us, or you’re the ones to blame for Trump 2.0.

Moderates can’t win. Lukewarm Republican-lite has got us nowhere.

It’s no different than the Board of Education in TX causing school textbooks to be dumbed down nationwide by not talking about evolution because it offends the religious conservatards.

This is sweet, but it’s terrible that we live in a country where companies treat dogs better than they would the homeless and hungry.

The non-idiots are the ones changing the Democratic party from the left and dragging it back to where it belongs. The idiots in the center gave us Trump, because being Republicans that don’t hate gay people or abortion is all establishment Democrats are good for these days. #berniewouldhavewon

If you wanted the Democrat that could beat Trump, that was Bernie. You missed your chance because you’d rather have it be “her turn”. You weren’t “pragmatic” or “smart”. Selling out your ideals makes you a scummy human being, just like the candidate you supported.  I voted for Bernie in the general on the write-in…

Fuck lukewarm centrist Republican-lite "Democrats". You want to be a center-right party? Fine. That's the Republicans right over there. Clinton sucked, and you get Trump because it was more important to fellate the DNC than it was to WIN. Fucking idiot Hillary supporters.

The problem is that the other major party still wouldn’t get us universal health care, wouldn’t help the crumbling inner cities and infrastructure, would continue to overfund the bloated military, and would gloss over these problems by saying that they’re “trying”.  Oh, and they also screwed the pooch by going with…

Low man wins, is the way I’ve always been taught. So, go for it.

How egregiously guilty do you have to be as a cop to get prison time after shooting someone?

You could in the first place? He was a shit fielder that moved an All-Star off his position, had a Viking funeral for a final season, and infected half of Hollywood with herpes. Fuck him with Phil Nevin’s bat.

If you do it right, you can avoid the draft, commit statutory rape, and eventually be a shitty rocker that tongues the balloon knot of the NRA.