Aron Baynes isn’t enough for you?

You mean trust the refs to extend the series?

Xfinity Mobile runs on the Verizon towers but is $400 per year less on average. Just FYI.

Are you aware that’s redundant?

#berniewouldhavewon

Japanese vehicles are shit.

No. You’re all exactly the same. And we hate you for it,

You can go to the Electric Blue. Last I heard, Thursday nights was “Count the C-section Scars”.

I don’t mind the sun sometimes - the images it shows.

I’m not a fan of ladders or heights or climbing, but if you made sure my heirs were taken care of, you could get me up there. Basically, I’d be a sacrificial lamb in any of the Purge movies. 

John Vander Wal, Matt Stairs and Lenny Harris would like a word with you.

John Olerud is more of a Hall of Famer than David Ortiz. Kenny Lofton got shafted, too.

Excellent players like Larry Walker and Moises Alou seem to be penalized for playing their entire careers in the NL and having to provide defense. Meanwhile, assholes like Frank Thomas, David Ortiz and Jim Thome can be allergic to their glove for more than half their career and do or will get into the Hall. It’s…

Fuck the DH. You have a fossil picking up counting stats while not having to play defense, who couldn’t hold down a roster spot on the end of the bench for more than half the teams in the MLB. When middle relievers and pinch hitters start making the Hall, then we can talk about stat accumulators like DHs. Jamie Moyer,…

When you see LOOGYs get into the Hall, then you can look at illegal pinch hitters in the AL that wouldn’t earn a roster spot on half the teams in MLB. Fuck the DH, and doublefuck David Ortiz who couldn’t be assed to play 140 games while riding the pine. Thomas and Thome don’t deserve the Hall, either. (I’m from MA)

But they do, because they aren’t.

Yup, but it’s still Jap Crap.

Death by Snu-snu!

Was it named Wolverine because they’ll end up getting shot by Russians speaking Spanish?

So, you literally did the thing where you contradicted yourself 16 minutes later so you could be right one way or another. Guess your ego can’t allow you to make mistakes, or learn anything. Maybe that’s why the Pats keep winning - because they adapt, learn and evolve - unlike the Cro-Magnon pseudo-intellectual you…