You can make the case that Derek Jeter’s glove should keep him out of the Hall, too. If you’re going to keep Vizquel out of the Hall because of his bat, then Jeter needs to stay the hell out because he was a post in the ground with a glove attached to it at short. (Vizquel, 32.2 oWAR + 28.4 dWAR; Jeter 95.5 oWAR, -9.7…
Impossible. Autistic Isaac Newton died a virgin, so he doesn’t have any direct descendants.
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
“Win if you can, lose if you must - but always cheat.” - Eddy Guerrero
Better than fat guy touchdowns, behind goalie fights. Solid work.
Shut up, Meg.
Fuck the DH.
*10. FTFY.
Why should she prop up their ratings? Fuck those guys.
Whenever I see a story like this:
Fuck Volkswagen with a rusty dildo.
Sorry, I don’t remember the bad times - when the Pats last had a losing season, I was 19 years old. Must suck to suck, though.
Derek Jeter’s bat was only special if he were a shortstop. If he were a corner outfielder, his punch and Judy no power hitting would have led to a much shorter and far more anonymous career. Same deal if David Ortiz’s bloated ass had to play 120 games in the field.
Your tears are delicious.
Country is still too high.
They could use Fitton Field as a temporary home while they get the stadium up. It’s where the Tornadoes played when they were in the Can-Am League.
If designated hitters can get into the Hall of Fame, I’m hoping there’s a place for LOOGYs, too. Specialists are specialists, right?
To be fair, all DHs are shit and I hate them.
Oh, it’s going to be glorious.