Invoice price is invoice price. Whether or not we have promotions from the manufacturer or rebates to lower the number further, invoice is what we own the car for. But I’m sure you know more about my line of work than I do.

I just took one in trade last week; it was a 2004 in Silver with 135K on it. Aftermarket cat-back, but otherwise stock. Nice piece. Hopefully I’ll find a home for it.

By pillaging blue states for federal money? That’s how it generally works.

Republicans are the worst.

Wow, you are one paranoid douchenozzle.

Fewer people driving VWs AND less soccer? This is the gift that keeps on giving.

Completely unaware. Thanks for the heads’ up.

To get the Friends and Family discount, you’re supposed to have a control number from the Friend or Family member. It’s 1% below invoice, then minus any rebates. So the dealer is doing something shady here, considering in my year on the sales floor, I’ve had seven sales that involve Affiliates Rewards/Friends and…

Wow - holding two decade grudges. Incredibly smart, considering we have some of the best products in the market. Ask our drivers and fans, because Consumer Reports can’t seem to figure it out.

I played at about 270 pounds in net. Played as far out in the crease as possible to cut down angles and begged for shots. Good passing ruined my face.

I agree. I’m more than a bit tapped. Because I was such a wide netminder, I wanted to see all the shooters and asked my defensemen to fill passing lanes. Then my lack of lateral speed was hidden better.

Peyton Manning has made a career out pf hanging his undersized white slot receivers out to dry with hospital passes. Ask Austin Collie what he thinks of Peyton, if he’s not eating through a straw.

More recalls on Toyotas than GM products. My loathing of all Japanese vehicles has only become stronger since I’ve started selling Jeeps.

It’s so veiny!

Of course you missed things - like sales taxes, doc fees, and plates. That’s why when people come in with the TrueCar loan calculator, they’re always shocked when I read them the fine print on the calculator they’re using.

It means that Toyota, which is a horrid company that steals American wealth, will get out of the business that Jeep is in, which is a good thing for the American auto worker.

Exactly where they belong - behind the Jeep.

HyperGreen is a late availability color on the 2016 Wrangler, for your information.

Nope. Bernie’s going to put her back in the corner, right where she belongs.

Amp’d. With body color hard top. Glork.